Could you please stop being such a fickle thing and bring me some good planting weather?
Really, these tomatoes are about to organize and demand collective bargaining – I’m already watering them nearly every day to keep up with their demands, and as you can see, they had not been watered as of the moment of this photograph:
Yes, the nasty Bradford Pears are blooming, our Japanese Cherry is blooming, the grass is starting to green up, and I have the cool-season crops in the garden.
But these tomatoes?
They REALLY need to go in as soon as possible, and you’re not helping me by sending below-average temperatures on days when you’re not pelting me with snow.
Please. Have mercy.