Main Entry: Greg
Part of Speech: proper noun
Definition: Husband & father
Synonyms: Easygoing, pliant, flexible, yielding
Antonyms: Adamant, stern, bullheaded, resolute
So imagine my surprise when my tongue-in-cheek suggestion for his Halloween costume was met with a very uncompromising, "I am NOT wearing that!!"
The costume in question? Lieutenant Dangle:
Well, we've been going back and forth anyway because he doesn't want to dress up for Halloween, and I would like to do it this year. And I think he's just a big stick in the mud because he thinks he's too grown up or something to play dress-up. I decided that, by god, I was gonna get my way. So I came home and promptly sat down and did this: