Laurel and Greg had a conversation this weekend that went something like this:
Laurel: 'I wish I were a boy.'
Greg: 'Why is that?'
Laurel: 'Because Mommy says it hurts to have babies, and I don't want it to hurt.'
Greg: 'Well, I think it just hurts for a little while, then you get all the joy of having children.'
Laurel: 'I still wish I were a boy because then I would only have to worry about the sperm.'