1 puppy from the Humane Society, advertised as an Australian Shepherd but in reality German Shorthair: $100.
3 weeks of in-kennel training (because at our owner-trainer conference the trainer informed us that 2 weeks were not enough for this dog): $1100.
1 shock collar: $150.
1 invisible fence plus another shock collar to match: $260
Greg's labor to install said invisible fence on hands and knees (even though he had fun cutting the driveway): $Unknown, it is still incomplete.
A dog that will allow a toddler to do what Ethan's doing in the following photos: Priceless.