How to Make Your Mother Crazy.

Step 1:  Swing leg onto sofa and struggle to pull self up while screaming in frustration at your inability to do so:

Step 2:  Giggle like a madman when you finally manage to get some leverage and pull yourself up:

Step 3:  Find the TV remote and smugly use it to turn the stereo volume really really high:

Step 4:  Fall off sofa.  Scream like the devil.  Seek comfort from your mother.

Step 5:  Go to Step 1.