Did I Poison My Family?

I guess we'll have to see.  I bought one of the recalled jars of peanut butter.  Greg and Laurel ate some, so we're waiting to see if they contract salmonella.  Awesome.

Don't tell Grandma Smith.  She will absolutely have a heart attack.

The best part about this is that in order to get a refund, I'd have to send the lid back to ConAgra Foods in Irvine, California.  Hell, the postage would cost more than the refund.  Forget it.