Dinner Conversations.

Seven Going on Fifteen

Greg:  "Laurel, do you know what today is?"

Laurel:  "What?"

Greg:  "The day before the day before the day before my birthday."

Laurel:  "Knock it off."

Table Manners:

Greg:  "Laurel, don't use your finger to clean your plate, that's using bad manners."

Me:  "…he says with his elbows on the table."

Laurel:  "Ethan has his elbows on the table."

Greg:  "Ethan doesn't know what elbows are."